Hey Small Biz Owner..
Your Website Doesn’t Have to Suck
Want a website that doesn’t look like it was chewed up and spit out by your cousin’s dog?
Good news: I build slick, fast, custom sites using Easy.Websites—the platform that makes me look like a genius and you look like a rockstar. Let’s get your online game out of the 90s and into, well, now.
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Let Me Build You Something That Doesn’t Embarrass You.
Why Me? (Besides My Charm)
I’m not some faceless web geek—I’m your new best friend who happens to be obsessed with making banger websites that don’t suck.
EasyWebsites is my secret weapon, and I wield it like a pro so you don’t have to. From start to finish, I’ve got the details covered while you sip your coffee and run your empire.
[Talk to Me]
Email me at CLICK HERE! or click below to schedule a call. Let’s build something that doesn’t make you want to yeet your laptop out a window.
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Why I Use Effortless.Website Builder?
I’m not just slapping your logo on a template and calling it a day.
With Effortless.Website Builder and my questionable life choices to master it, here’s what you’re getting:
Stupidly Fast:
Loads quicker than your mom replying to a group text, thanks to Effortless.Website Builders’ tech wizardry and some cloud hosting I barely understand.
Mobile-Friendly (Duh):
Looks killer on phones, tablets, whatever—because nobody’s zooming in like it’s a treasure map anymore.
Google Loves It:
Edit It Without a PhD:
Need a change? Effortless.Website Builder makes it so simple I can fix it—or you can, if you’re feeling brave.
Grows Without Drama:

One of our sketchy lookin’ but really cool clients said this, “So glad my website doesn’t suck anymore…”
Websites That Don’t Make You Cringe

321 Project
Custom Vibes:
Designs that scream “you,” not “random WordPress theme from 2012.”

424 Project
Sell Without the Headache:
Sell your smelly candles, courses, or whatever with a store that’s fast, secure, and doesn’t confuse your customers.


321 Project
AI That’s Smarter Than Me:
Effortless.Website Builders’ AI spits out copy and layouts so I don’t have to think too hard. Keeps costs down, quality up.

424 Project
Hosting That Doesn’t Flake:
99.99% uptime, free security stuff, and zero “my site’s down” panic calls.

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MASTERY
Areas of Expertise
Web Design & Graphics
(99%)
Marketing & Branding
(95%)
Content Creation
(80%)
(100%)
Services Offered
Free Custom Website
I’m not gonna’ lie, you better check this out now!
24 Hour Website! (for control freaks)
Are you a do-it-yourselfer? In a hurry? This is for you.
Content Creation for Lazy People.
Just kidding. You’re busy. I’ll write those blog posts for ya.
Lead Generation Creation
We’re silly. I’ll get people to stare at you online in awe. (in a good way)
How This Works (It’s Not Rocket Science)
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REVIEWS
What People Say (Not That I Begged)

“No longer embarrassed…”
“I actually like showing people my website now. Didn’t see that coming.”
— A Freelancer Who’s Still Shocked


“It Didn’t Suck…”
— Some Guy, Probably

Ready to Not Hate Your Website?
[Let’s Do This]
FAQ: Stuff You’re Probably Wondering (Or Should Be)
Why have I never seen or heard of you before?
Because I don’t have a $50k ad budget or a billboard with my face on it. I’m not some agency clown flexing on LinkedIn—I’m a one-man wrecking crew quietly saving websites with Easy.Websites. You haven’t heard of me because I’m too busy actually working instead of schmoozing at networking events with $12 cocktails.
Why should I trust you to build my site?
Look, I’m not a faceless agency promising ‘disruptive synergies’ while overcharging you for a intern’s half-baked design. I’ve got Effortless.Website Builder, a caffeine addiction, and a track record of not screwing people over. Trust me because I’m too broke to disappear with your deposit—plus, I’d rather die than let your site look like hot garbage.
What is a custom website?
It’s not some sad, cookie-cutter template your nephew could’ve slapped together. A custom website is me sweating over here to craft something that screams you—your brand, your vibe, your weird logo. It’s flexible, functional, and doesn’t look like every other site on the internet. Basically, it’s the opposite of a participation trophy.
How long does it take to develop a custom website?
Depends on how complicated you want to make my life. Simple stuff? A few weeks. You want a 20-page eCommerce monstrosity with dancing unicorns? Maybe a couple months. I’m juggling design, code, testing, and your ‘Can you just tweak this?’ emails with Easy.Websites and zero minions—so cut me some slack, and I’ll get it done faster than you’d expect.
What is the cost of a custom website?
More than a Happy Meal, less than a yacht. It depends on how fancy you want it—pages, features, my inevitable therapy bills. I don’t have agency overhead or a private jet to fund, so with Effortless.Website Builder, I keep it sane. Hit me up for a quote, and I’ll give you a number that won’t make you faint.
Will my custom website be mobile-friendly?
Yes, because it’s 2025, not 1995. I make sure your site doesn’t look like a pixelated trainwreck on phones or tablets. Your customers won’t need a magnifying glass or a time machine to use it—promise.
Can I update the website content myself?
Yeah, I’m not a monster. I’ll hook you up with a system so easy my grandma could use it—think WordPress vibes, minus the tech degree. You can swap out pics or text without begging me for help. Effortless.Website Builder makes it dummy-proof, so go wild—just don’t blame me if you typo your own name.
Do you offer ongoing support and maintenance?
I’m not gonna ghost you like an agency after they cash your check. I’ve got your back with updates, security, and fixing whatever you accidentally break. No fancy ‘maintenance package’ upsell—just me and Effortless.Website Builder keeping your site alive for a fair price. Call it my penance for choosing this career.
How will my website rank on search engines?
I’m not a wizard, but I’ll stuff your site with SEO goodies so Google doesn’t hate you. It’s optimized from the jump—keywords, speed, all that jazz. Want to dominate page one? We’ll need to talk strategy, because I can’t bribe the algorithm (yet).