Your New Website, Simplified.

A clean, business-card-style website with a built-in blog — built for real people who want to look legit online without the hassle.

People are busy. Your website should respect their time — clear, quick, and built to impress.

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Get early access + a bonus setup upgrade when we go live.

(No spam. Ever — just the good stuff.)

Simple. Smart. Built for Real People.

This isn’t a cookie-cutter template.

It’s a custom version of the GXA Blog Theme — designed to get you up and running fast without sacrificing style or quality.

You’ll have:

✅ A sharp, one-page design that introduces who you are and what you do
✅ A built-in blog to share updates, insights, or stories
✅ SEO-smart structure so people can actually find you
✅ A mobile-ready layout that looks great everywhere
✅ A site built to grow — add pages, services, or a store anytime

No confusing menus. No tech headaches. No fluff.

Just a site that works — and works for you.

Your Custom Business Card + Blog Website Includes:

Professional, One-Page Design
Built-In Blog
Mobile-Ready Layout
SEO-Smart Setup
Custom Branding
Contact & Call-to-Action Sections
Simple Editing

Fast Turnaround
Secure Hosting + Support
Scalable Foundation
Social Media Integration
Built with GXA’s Signature Blog Theme
Analytics Ready
Email-Ready Contact Forms

Lifetime Theme License Included
Google Maps Integration
Optional Custom Domain Setup
Tiered Hosting & Support Plans
SSL Security Included
Ongoing Updates & Maintenance Options

How This Works

Because in a world full of noise, clarity wins.

Step 1: Share a few details about your business.

Step 2: I’ll set up your custom GXA Blog Theme site — your colors, your copy, your vibe.

Step 3: You go live, proud and professional, ready to be found.

Real Feedback

“I didn’t need bells and whistles — I needed a site that actually looked professional. This nailed it.”
— Local service owner

“Finally, something simple that makes sense. I can even post my own updates.”
— Consultant

Respect Their Time. Earn Their Attention.

Your audience is busy. They don’t have time to hunt for what they need.

Give them a site that gets to the point — and gets results.

👉 [Get Your Business Card Website + Blog for $199 →]
Fast setup • Clean design • $5/mo hosting

Ready to Not Hate Your Website?

Look, the internet’s full of garbage sites. Yours doesn’t have to be one of them. With Divi and my knack for not screwing this up, we’ll build something you’ll actually brag about.

[Let’s Do This]

Starting at $199—cheaper than therapy for your bad DIY site. Hit me up for a free chat, and let’s make your online presence less of a trainwreck.

FAQ: Stuff You’re Probably Wondering (Or Should Be)

Why have I never seen or heard of you before?

Because I don’t have a $50k ad budget or a billboard with my face on it. I’m not some agency clown flexing on LinkedIn—I’m a one-man wrecking crew quietly saving websites with Easy.Websites. You haven’t heard of me because I’m too busy actually working instead of schmoozing at networking events with $12 cocktails.

Why should I trust you to build my site?

Look, I’m not a faceless agency promising ‘disruptive synergies’ while overcharging you for a intern’s half-baked design. I’ve got Divi, a caffeine addiction, and a track record of not screwing people over. Trust me because I’m too broke to disappear with your deposit—plus, I’d rather die than let your site look like hot garbage.

What is a custom website?

It’s not some sad, cookie-cutter template your nephew could’ve slapped together. A custom website is me sweating over here to craft something that screams you—your brand, your vibe, your weird logo. It’s flexible, functional, and doesn’t look like every other site on the internet. Basically, it’s the opposite of a participation trophy.

How long does it take to develop a custom website?

Depends on how complicated you want to make my life. Simple stuff? A few weeks. You want a 20-page eCommerce monstrosity with dancing unicorns? Maybe a couple months. I’m juggling design, code, testing, and your ‘Can you just tweak this?’ emails with Divi and zero minions—so cut me some slack, and I’ll get it done faster than you’d expect.

What is the cost of a custom website?

More than a Happy Meal, less than a yacht. It depends on how fancy you want it—pages, features, my inevitable therapy bills. I don’t have agency overhead or a private jet to fund, so with Divi, I keep it sane. Hit me up for a quote, and I’ll give you a number that won’t make you faint.

Will my custom website be mobile-friendly?

Yes, because it’s 2025, not 1995. I make sure your site doesn’t look like a pixelated trainwreck on phones or tablets. Your customers won’t need a magnifying glass or a time machine to use it—promise.

Can I update the website content myself?

Yeah, I’m not a monster. I’ll hook you up with a system so easy my grandma could use it—think WordPress vibes, minus the tech degree. You can swap out pics or text without begging me for help. Divi makes it dummy-proof, so go wild—just don’t blame me if you typo your own name.

Do you offer ongoing support and maintenance?

I’m not gonna ghost you like an agency after they cash your check. I’ve got your back with updates, security, and fixing whatever you accidentally break. No fancy ‘maintenance package’ upsell—just me and Divi keeping your site alive for a fair price. Call it my penance for choosing this career.

How will my website rank on search engines?

I’m not a wizard, but I’ll stuff your site with SEO goodies so Google doesn’t hate you. It’s optimized from the jump—keywords, speed, all that jazz. Want to dominate page one? We’ll need to talk strategy, because I can’t bribe the algorithm (yet).